D4: Men’s Rec League

Starring:

Emilio Estevez as Gordon Bombay

Joshua Jackson as Charlie Conway

Vincent Larusso as Adam Banks

Shaun Weiss as Greg Goldberg

Elden Hensen as Fulton Reed

Aaron Lohr as Dean Portman-Reed

Brandon Quintin Adams as Jesse Hall

Kenan Thompson as Russ Tyler and Laquisha Tyler

and

Carsten Norgaard as Wolf “The Dentist” Stansson

Estimated Budget: $30,000,000

(+ $1,000,000 for Charlie Sheen Cameo)

(+ $500,000 for Mr Sheen to look into camera and say “Winning”)

Estimated Box Office: $15,000,000 Domestic, $5,000,000 International

Plot Synopsis:

Gordon Bombay (Emilio Estevez) is a mess. Recently off the wagon, divorced and disbarred from practicing law at his successful law firm due to questionable ethics, Bombay finds himself at his lowest point when he’s convicted of drunkenly groping his under-age niece at a family reunion.

The judge gives the former Mighty Ducks coach a choice: Go to jail for 3 years or pay his niece $80,000 in punitive damages.

Having squandered all his money on hockey gambling, Gordon can’t possibly afford the settlement. To make matters worse, the former coach of the Iceland hockey team that Bombay and the Ducks beat in the Jr. Goodwill Games, Wolf “The Dentist” Stansson (Carsten Norgaard), now resides in the jail Gordon will be sent to should he fail to pay. Stansson blames his team’s loss in the Jr. Goodwill Games for starting the downward spiral that led to him winding up in jail and he has a whole gang of fellow Icelandic countrymen ready to break Bombay’s legs as payback.

A month before he’s due to report to jail, Bombay wakes up at dawn on a park bench, with an empty bottle of schnapps resting nearby on the ground. A truck drives by and blows a flyer smack into Gordon’s face. Pulling the flyer off himself, Gordon reads it and discovers that there’s a regional Men’s Recreational Hockey League tournament happening in 2 weeks. The champions crowned at the end of the tournament win $100,000.

An idea hatches.

Gordon decides it’s time to reunite the Ducks. He plans to get the gang back together and coach them up in order to pull off a miraculous victory in the Men’s Rec Hockey tournament. What Gordon won’t tell the team, is that upon winning, he plans to take the entire $100k of prize money to keep himself out of jail. But that’s something he can worry about later…

So Bombay sets off to round up the old gang. But that’s not going to be as easy as it seems.

Charlie Conway (Joshua Jackson) is a passionless lawyer who recently lost the love of his life because he was too morose and depressed to appreciate her. He’s also now estranged from his only son, Gordy. His priorities are all wrong.

Adam Banks (Vincent Larusso) was a top Lieutenant of Bernie Madoff. After his boss went to jail, Banks ended up broke, bitter and angry at the world.

Greg Goldberg (Shaun Weiss) is a smart-mouth pawnshop owner who haggles with his customers over pennies. He recently was diagnosed with adult onset diabetes.

The Bash Brothers Fulton Reed (Elden Hensen) and Dean Portman-Reed (Aaron Lohr) discovered in college that they were actually gay for each other. They now live together and raise an adopted young girl from china who loves figure skating. When we see them now, the Bash Brothers wear rainbow gay-pride bandanas instead of their old black and white ones.

Jesse (Brandon Quintin Adams) Hall is a civil rights activist who thinks President Obama is too conservative. He says hockey is a child’s game and has no time for it.

Russ Tyler (Kenan Thompson) is an unhappy factory worker who lives at home with his hilariously loud and sassy wife (Kenan Thompson in drag) and their 9 rambunctious kids.

Luis Mendoza (Mike Vitar) is a manager at Applebee’s where the local teens disrespect him and make fun of his bushy mustache.

Connie Moreau (Marguerite Moreau) was the first female to try out for an NFL team (in a flashback we see her break through the o-line, run the ball 80 yards, only to get DEMOLISHED by Ray Lewis (cameo) at the goal line) who has since given up on all her athletic dreams.

Ken Wu (Justin Wong) is an accountant who gets treated badly by his overbearing boss. Wu badly needs to find a backbone.

And so Gordon Bombay must bring the Ducks together to not only win a championship, but perhaps fill a hole in each of his players’ lives.

And for Bombay, who initially brings everyone together for selfish and devious reasons, a long-needed lesson about the importance of teamwork, family, and – most importantly – FUN, may be coming as fast as a famous Russ Tyler Knuckle-puck!

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There Will Be Blood 2: Blood’s Thicker Than Oil

Starring:

Channing Tatum as Trey Plainview

Ashley Greene as Bailey Woods

Turtle from Entourage as Ratboy

Cam Gigandet as Kale

Stacy Keach as Ed Plainview

and

Christopher “Ludacris” Bridges as Darius Williams III

Estimated Budget: $40,000,000

Estimated Box Office: $85,000,000 Domestic, $25,000,000 International

Plot Synopsis:

Channing Tatum is Trey Plainview, great-grandson of Oil Baron Daniel Plainview and leader of the notorious SoCal Bloods. Trey is an intense, soft-spoken 25 year old boss who isn’t afraid to use violence at the drop of hat. And yet, underneath his tough veneer, Trey secretly hides a heart of gold. The young Plainview has used the inherited wealth passed down from his great-grandfather to set up an extensive network of Chop Shops and weed suppliers that have placed the Bloods at the top of the urban California gang-world and allowed them to keep their hated rivals, the Crips, at bay. Trey also, unbeknownst to anyone, anonymously donates a significant portion of his fortune to orphanages across the state.

Trey’s girl is Bailey Woods (Ashley Greene), a beautiful young woman from the wrong side of the tracks who has to take care of her younger sister while her drug-addicted mom is out late with a new man every night. Trey’s best friend, roll-dog, and Blood #2 kingpin, Ratboy (Turtle), is a smart-aleck womanizer who has a nose for business and often struggles with the feeling that he’s being disrespected by other gang members who think Trey is solely responsible for the Bloods reign at the top.

Trey is the majority holder in Plainview Oil, the largest oil company in the Southwestern United States. Using the fortune he’s made from these holdings, Trey funds the Blood’s business investments that have made them so successful, like a money laundering operation he recently started up that’s had a 200% return on investment in only 3 months.

Now, after weeks of negotiations, Trey is ready to sign a new deal initially brought to him by Ratboy, which will allow Plainview Oil to begin selling oil to the lucrative Hawaiian market. Trey signs the papers in front of the entire Blood crew signaling the deal is complete. He then gets up and shakes Ratboy’s hand, but something in Ratboy’s smile tells Trey that something is wrong.

And something is wrong.

The papers Trey signed were actually turning Plainview Oil over to Ratboy. And Ratboy is the new acting boss of the Crips, a position he obtained by using his newly acquired fortune from the fake deal. And worst of all, Ratboy is planning to sell the Plainview Oil supply to the corrupt Iranian government, creating an oil shortage in the US and allowing the Iranians to sell the oil back to the US at a premium.

So Trey must recruit his best Blood lieutenants, including sarcastic tough guy Kale (Cam Gigandet) who has been openly gunning for a position of leadership in the Bloods in the wake of Trey’s big mistake, to take back Plainview Oil and reestablish themselves as the top gang in the land. Using only their wits and knowledge of the streets, Trey must lead his crew into battle against their fieriest rivals and get back his company, his fortune, his country, and most importantly, his rep.

There Will Be Blood 2: Blood’s Thicker Than Oil is an intensely gritty view into the world of modern-day Southern California gang-life. Building upon the theme of capitalism’s rise in America presented in the original There Will Be Blood, Blood’s Thicker Than Oil ups the stakes of its predecessor while furthering the story of the Plainview family legacy. You won’t want to miss the film critics are calling, “Better than the original, son!”

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Political Assassination

Starring:

Nicholas Cage as Assassination Detective Jack Rifler

Jessica Biel as Special Agent Rebecca Miller

Danny Glover as CIA Chief Reuben Jones

Bradley Cooper as Maxwell Black

and

Topher Grace as Lee Harvey Oswald

Estimated Budget: $75,000,000

Estimated Box Office: $230,000,000 Domestic, $300,000,000 International

Plot Synopsis:

Jack Rifler (Nicolas Cage) is the world’s leading Assassination Detective. Having recently discovered the culprit behind the previously unsolvable murder of a ruthless African Despot, Rifler is the now a national celebrity inspiring both admiration from his country  and jealousy from his rivals, including his former protege Maxwell Black (Bradley Cooper), who split from Rifler 3 years ago to form his own Assassination Detective Agency.

One morning, while laying in bed with his latest conquest, Rifler gets a call from CIA Chief Reuben Jones (Danny Glover), a no-nonsense veteran of the government who’s seen it all, telling him that that the CIA recently uncovered new evidence that suggested the man who killed President John F. Kennedy is still at large, 50 years later.

So Jack Rifler begins the hunt for JFK’s assassin, teaming up (initially against both of their wishes) with rookie Special Agent Rebecca Miller (Jessica Biel) to work out what really happened in Dealey Plaza on that warm fall day in 1963. But Rifler soon discovers this is no ordinary case.

Followed closely on the trail by Maxwell Black and his team every step of the way, Rifler and Special Agent Miller stumble into a decades-old conspiracy that not only involves communism, time travel, and several false leads but maybe even Jack Rifler himself!

This heart-pounding, thrill-packed adventure movie will have you on the edge of your seat as Jack Rifler moves closer and closer to uncovering the truth about one of the most famous days in the history of the United States. Ride along and follow the clues as Rifler begins to realize that what happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963 may just lead to his own Political Assassination.

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Enter The Jungle

Starring:

Michael Fassbender as Will Archway

Liam Neeson as Elton

Michelle Monaghan as Mary Archway

Estimated Budget: $40,000,000

Estimated Box Office Gross: $87,000,000 Domestic, $145,000,000 International

Extended Plot Breakdown:

Act I:

Will Archway (Michael Fassbender) wakes up in the jungle.

He has no idea how he got there.

Men in camouflage that he can never get a clear look at are hunting him. He also must contend with ferocious creatures and animals. The cobras and tigers are especially dangerous.

At one point, Will sees a gorilla trapped in a painful trap. At first he leaves the gorilla. But his conscience gets the better of him and he wearily approaches the gorilla and frees him. In a tense scene we see the gorilla and Will try to get a read on each other. They’re hesitant at first but eventually a fragile trust is established. As the movie goes on, Will and the gorilla team up and become partners. Will starts calling the Gorilla Jeremy. They fight side by side and each save each other numerous times.

Most of the first act is Will surviving using only his wits in the jungle, while having no idea what’s going on. We don’t even know why he’s so skilled at this kind of survival. He has to fight animals, man, creatures, etc using only the tools available to him in the jungle and his own know-how. For example, he strangles one camouflaged man with a cobra, thereby killing both enemies in one fell swoop. The battles are brutal and each encounter with a new foe leaves him more and more damaged.

Eventually Will stumbles upon a group of Tigers, the fiercest predators in the jungle. He is not prepared for this and after putting up a good fight, the tigers start to ravage him. As Will finally succumbs to the pain and fear and begins to pass out we see a shadowy figure carrying a torch and shooting a gun in the air scare the tigers off. Will passes out as the man leans over him to pick him up.

Act II

Will is having a flash-back during a fever dream. We see that Will used to work as a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park. He worked alongside his wife Mary (Michelle Monaghan). They were very much in love and always went on adventures together. One day while scaling a mountain, the cable supporting Will’s wife snapped and Will reaches out to grab her but is too late. She falls to her death.

We see another flash-back (a series of scenes) of a depressed, lifeless Will carrying out his park ranger duties, which include camping in the park at night alone to patrol the areas. Eventually he notices a strange man following him over the course of a few days. One day, while Will is setting up his tent, the man approaches. He asks Will a series of unsettling questions about his work (ex: “How long do you think you could survive out here alone?” “Have you ever killed an animal with your bare hands?”). He compliments Will on how well he has set up camp and survived in the wild (hunting fish for dinner, etc.). The strange man then departs, leaving an unnerved Will to try and figure out what the hell just happened.

Will wakes up in a shack in the middle of the jungle. He finds that he is in the residence of a mysterious old shaman named Elton (Liam Neeson). Elton offers Will temporary refuge (food, shelter, medicine, sleep) and tells him only a limited bit of information (He vaguely dances around who the camouflaged men are because he either doesn’t fully know or doesn’t want to say. We’re not sure which.). Elton gives supplies to Will and tells him to make for the foot of the mountain to the North where he will find a radio transmitter to signal his presence to the rest of the world so he can escape. Elton says he spent his whole life trying to leave society behind and he will go no further with Will for fear of losing his anonymous life-style. He has built a sustainable life in his shack and doesn’t believe he would return alive from venturing out into the jungle again. He offers Will a chance to live with him but Will is determined to get back to society and figure out what is happening to him.

Act III

Will leaves the shack and continues to battle the increasingly hostile elements, both in the form of new creatures and animals and more camouflaged hunters than ever. The action is ramped up: In one scene, Will chops the hands off of a puma, and then uses the puma’s own claws to savagely kill the animal. Finally Will is able to get hands on a gun as a number of enemies are bearing down on him and he uses his mountain-scaling techniques to quickly climb a tree. From there we see him start sniping everything on the ground floor with expert precision. It’s a bloodbath.

He then runs into a snake pit full of Cobras and right as the snakes are preparing to attack, Jeremy the Gorilla shows back up and starts beating them to shit alongside Will.

The foot of the mountain, Will’s destination, is finally in sight. But he soon realizes there are countless camouflaged men and tigers patrolling the building they’ve constructed that holds the radio equipment. Since they’ve been hunting him this whole time, Will knows they would be hostile to his presence.

Together with Jeremy, Will uses his gun and other tools he’s built using jungle materials (a rudimentary cross-bow that he uses to shoot sharp pine needles through his enemies eyeballs, etc.) to attack the compound. It’s a furious battle with Will being attacked by men and animal in equal measure. Finally all the men are killed, Will is out of weaponry and ammo, and one final Tiger stands between him and the door to the compound. But this is the leader of the Tiger pack. The biggest, nastiest one of them all. And he’s pacing back and forth ready to pounce. Will and the Tiger face off and prepare to fight. Finally they launch themselves at each other and the Tiger jumps higher than Will could have ever expected. Will is going to be clobbered to death. But just as the Tiger’s lunge is about to crush Will, Jeremy jumps out of nowhere and takes the brunt of the Tiger’s attack himself. Using this split-second distraction Will punches the tiger in the face to death. He then moves to Jeremy, who’s lying on the ground breathing heavily. The gorilla dies as Will cradles him in his arms.

Will enters the compound. The room is full of gadgetry and equipment. He slowly explores all the machines and tries to radio out. As it becomes clear he’s getting no reception an increasingly desperate Will continues to shout into the radio. Suddenly he hears a voice from behind him saying, “They won’t hear you”. It’s Elton. Except he’s no longer a dirtily clothed shaman, but an impeccably-tailored suit wearing business man. Will can’t believe it.

Elton explains that this entire experience has been a training scenario. Elton’s organization scouted and recruited Will based on his abilities and experiences to carry out an operation for them. The entire time in the jungle was a test to see if Will could survive the elements without dying. If he died, it would be clear he wasn’t suitable to carry out their operation and the organization would move on. The camouflaged men that he killed were all criminals who were given jobs because of overcrowded prisons but not told they’d likely die in the process. Elton only gave Will a lifeline (helping him recover in his Shack) because they saw potential in Will and wanted him to continue the trial (the implication being Elton has let many candidates die that he could have saved because they didn’t have what it takes).

Elton wants Will to navigate an identical jungle 100 miles away and break into a compound that acts as the headquarters of the world’s leading illegal diamond drilling company. Once there Elton is to kill all officers present and claim the facility for Elton’s organization. Just as Will screams that Elton is insane and that he’ll never work for him, a figure comes out of nowhere to jam a syringe into Will’s arm. It’s a sedative. He passes out.

Will wakes up in a new jungle. Just as he’s getting oriented to his surrounding he hears a voice in his ear. He reaches up and feels an earpiece. It’s Elton. He tells Will that he must carry out the operation or “We’ll kill your wife”.

“My wife is already dead!” Will screams.

A few seconds of muffled reception in the earpiece later we hear a woman’s frantic voice. “Will!? Will!? Is that you!?”… We see a look of shocked recognition on Will’s face…It’s Mary…She’s alive.

Suddenly 20 enormous tigers, each at least two times bigger than the final tiger in the last jungle, appear from out of the trees and surround Will. The tigers growl dangerously, ready to pounce. Will breathes heavily and steels himself. Finally he lunges off-screen just as we hear all 20 tigers roar ferociously–

SMASH CUT TO BLACK.

The End.

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Ben Franklin: Werewolf Cousin

Starring:

Justin Long as Brody Franklin

John Lithgow as Ben Franklin

Anna Faris as Maggie Wilson

Cam Gigandet as Dirk “The Jerk” Taylor

Abigail Breslin as Aimee Franklin

and Ed Asner as Old Man Roberts

Estimated Budget: $35,000,000

Estimated Box Office: $20,000,000 (Domestic), $25,000,000 International  ($20,000,000 from France)

Plot Synopsis:

Down-on-his-luck nerd Brody Fanklin (Justin Long) is the type of guy who proves that the saying “Nice guys finish last” is true. Brody spends his time working at the local video store owned by the kindly Old Man Roberts (Ed Asner) and arguing about things like Star Wars vs Star Trek with his nerd friends. Brody is also a dreamer: He longs to one day be a successful outdoor swimming pool designer and has harbored a crush on beautiful Maggie Wilson (Anna Faris) ever since High School when she turned down his prom invitation. Maggie’s boyfriend, Dirk “The Jerk” Taylor (Cam Gigandet) has spent decades making sure Brody’s life is a living nightmare.

One night when playing Scrabble with his wise-beyond-her-years younger sister Aimee (Abigail Breslin), Brody wishes that he could ask his most famous ancestor, Benjamin Franklin, founding father of the United States of America, for advice about how to achieve his goals. But Brody forgot one thing: You should be careful what you wish for!

You won’t want to miss the hi-jinks as Brody teams up with his famous(ly uncontrollable!) cousin to save Old Man Roberts’ struggling video shop, work towards becoming a world-renowned swimming pool designer, and maybe even get a second chance at scoring a date with Maggie! Ben Franklin: Werewolf Cousin is a radical comedy that will have you howling with laughter

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Microsoft’s HALO

Starring:

Ben Affleck as Gabriel “Gabe” Williams

Asa Butterfield as Michael Williams

Timothy Olyphant as Jax Turner

Amy Adams as Jenny Williams

and Eugene Levy as God

Estimated Budget: $30,000,000

Estimated Box Office: $35,000,000 (Domestic), $50,000,000 (International), $30,000,000 (Halo 4 Video Game Sales)

Extended Plot Breakdown

Act I:

Gabriel “Gabe” Williams (Ben Affleck) is good-for-nothing truck driver who hasn’t seen his estranged wife Jenny (Amy Adams) or their son in years. Once a respectable family man, Gabe lost all of the family’s money in illegal black market video game competitions, which resulted in the disillusion of his marriage and began his solitary life on the road. While on the road, Gabe still manages to feed his video game gambling addiction by playing underground tournaments at various truck stops. The problem is Gabe’s competitive streak exceeds his talent and he usually loses.

Gabe’s son Michael (Asa Butterfield) is a troubled adolescent who can’t stay out of the counselor’s office at school. Constantly picked on but never one to back down from a fight, trouble follows Michael wherever he goes. His bad behavior has only increased since his dad left the family. Michael also happens to be a prodigious video game player who hustles the local teens in games of Halo 4 every night.

One night, challenged by rival truck driver and video game player Jax Turner (Timothy Olyphant) Gabe puts up everything he has left in his bank account in an online Halo tournament. A heated showdown ensues and soon only three players are left in the tournament: Gabe, Jax, and a third player with the gamer tag “Mike-chine Gun”. Mike-chine Gun, whoever he is, has been flawless in his play so far. He’s the heavy favorite.

The fighting is fierce and unyielding until finally Jax has an ammo-less Gabe cornered. It’s going to be a massacre. Jax fires a round of bullets and as Gabe prepares for his inevitable death, Mike-chine Gun jumps in front of Gabe and receives all the damage, dying in the process. Gabe asks (via his wireless Xbox headset) Mike-chine Gun why he sacrificed himself. Mike-chine Gun replies that “He (Jax) shouldn’t have been trying to kill an unarmed man, so it seemed like the right thing to do”. Mike is kicked out of the tournament and communication is severed. However, just as Mike’s user profile is flashing on the screen to announce his exit, Gabe realizes something:

Mike-chine Gun is his son Michael.

Gabe, reeling from the shock of this revelation, is caught off guard and killed by Jax. Jax has won the tournament and all the money.

Gabe throws his controller on the ground, runs into his semi, and speeds off. He needs to find his son and take advantage of his natural video game abilities so he can win his money back. Excited by this prospect, Gabe drives extremely fast and recklessly. On one particularly treacherous turn, Gabe (who’s drumming his steering wheel to the beat of Metallica’s Enter Sandman (which is playing loudly on the soundtrack)) speeds too fast around the turn and careens off a high cliff.

Gabe is dead.

ACT II:

We open up on Gabe in Heaven. He meets and has a conversation with an enigmatic God (Eugene Levy) who tells him he cannot be welcomed into Heaven because he has unfinished business. Gabe does not know what this means and angrily demands answers. Smiling mischievously, God simply tells him he’ll figure it out.

Gabe wakes up back on Earth in a dusty old diner. Except now, he has a halo, angel wings, and no one seems to be able to see or hear him.

Gabe travels to a few places (his old truck garage where his co-workers are having conversations about how he was a great truck driver but a bad father because of it, the front seat of Jax’s truck where he gleefully counts the money he won in last night’s tournament, his ex-wife’s house) but no one notices him. Finally, remembering where he was going when he died, Gabe visits his son’s bedroom where Michael is sleeping. Gabe looks around and sees all the posters and decorations in Michael’s room (he stops for a long minute on a poster for the National 2012 Halo 4 Tournament being held in 3 weeks) and realizes he never really knew his son. Gabe sits at the foot of his son’s bed, devastated by everything he neglected when he was alive. Then Michael wakes up and freaks the hell out.

“WHY ARE YOU ON MY BED DRESSED LIKE SOME GAY ANGEL!?” he demands. Michael, as it turns out, can see Gabe.

Michael is extremely angry with his father and wants nothing to do with him. Gabe, realizing that this is the only person who can see and hear him will not give up. The relationship starts out very rocky but after a few scenes of fighting and arguing, father and son begrudgingly begin to bond over the video games they each love so much. Gabe watches Michael dominate the competition in Halo 4 and realizes what his unfinished business is: To repair his relationship with his son.

The rest of Act II is a “road movie” where Gabe and Michael travel truck stop to truck stop, beating the competition as a team (Gabe shouting tips to Michael, Michael often answering back while everyone looks confused at who he’s talking to) and winning money. After a heart-warming montage, they have finally won enough money to enter the National 2012 Halo Tournament.

ACT III:

Michael and Gabe battle their way through the 2012 National Halo Tournament by working together. The action is exciting and plenty of time is dedicated to showing game play from the latest Halo game (product placement opportunity).

Michael makes it all the way to the finals where he must face off, in a shocking surprise, against Jax Turner. A long gunfight takes place until Jax has a weapon-less Michael cornered, just like his father on the night he died. As Jax prepares to fire the final shot, Gabe frantically dives in front of the giant screen in front of Jax, which somehow causes Jax’s vision to go temporarily blurry for a split second. Taking advantage of this momentary delay, Michael jumps over to a gun on the ground, loads it, and shoots Jax in the head all in one motion. Michael has won. The crowd goes wild.

In the midst of a giant celebration, Michael works his way over to his Dad. “How did you do that?” he asks.

“I’m not sure how, but I do know why”, Gabe says. “It was the right thing to do”.

Even though he can’t touch him Michael moves into hug Gabe. During this hug, Gabe curiously becomes solid in Michael’s arms. Gabe is alive.

Michael’s mother (Amy Adams) runs up to them and after asking how all this happened (Michael (laughing): “It’s a long story…”) she realizes that Gabe is a changed man and that he has finally put his family first. They kiss and get back together.

The newly reunited family walks out of the building with their arms around each other and the trophy in Michael’s hand. They pass by a smiling figure who looks suspiciously like God. He’s applauding and has a huge smile on his face. An assistant-type person leans in and asks him “Why’d you let him come back? Isn’t that against code?” God replies “You know what I like about Video Games? Sometimes when you think it’s over you’re given a “Continue” button and the chance to try again.” He smiles mischievously and walks away.

We return to watch Gabe and Michael walk off from behind. Michael hands one side of the trophy to his father and the two men lift it over their heads together. We freeze frame on this image as “Spirit in the Sky” begins blasting on the soundtrack.

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The Fart Doctor

Starring:

Keanu Reeves as Dr. Keanu Hothley

Katherine Heigl as Regina Gasser

Eva Mendes as Rachel Lopez

Adam Scott as Jim

Rosie O’Donnell as Herself

Estimated Budget: $40,000,000

Estimated Box Office Gross: $65,000,000 Domestic ($75,000,000)

Plot Synopsis:

Her entire life Regina Gasser (Katherine Heigl) has wanted to reach the top. And now that she’s closer than she’s ever been to her dream job of being an NFL Monday Night Football sideline reporter she knows that there’s only one thing standing in her way; a secret she’s lived with since she was a little girl…Something that has affected her every day…Regina’s secret is that she’s a sufferer of a disease called Hyper Fartoma. Regina, it turns out, can never stop farting! Regina knows she must get in control of her problem since it always flares up worst when she’s under a lot of pressure, so she finally gets the courage to go see a doctor.

Dr. Keanu Hothley (Keanu Reeves) is a successful yet depressed gastrointestinal doctor. His girlfriend (Eva Mendes) recently left him for his best friend Jim (Adam Scott) and Dr. Keanu has sworn off love forever. Not to mention, Jim is also his main rival for the position of #1 Gas Doctor in the country. Dr. Keanu knows that he needs to come up with the most interesting case study ever in order to win at this year’s National Gastrointestinal Doctor’s Conference where they award Best Doctor of the Year. Everyone knows the contest is going to come down to Dr. Keanu and Jim.

A romantic comedy of the strongest smelling kind, The Fart Doctor examines what happens when two people in need of saving find each other but need to open their hearts, and close their butts, in order to see that together they make one pungent connection!

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King Ralph the 2nd

Starring:

Jack Black as Ralph Hampton Gainesworth Jones II

Peter O’Toole as Sir Cedric Charles Willingham

Emily Blunt as Lady Mary Worthington-Smythly

Matthew from Downton Abbey as The Duke of Wales, HRH Benedict Wilkes-Heatherington

Jude Law as Jenkins the Butler

Kate Upton as Buxom American Handmaiden

Lindsay Lohan as Herself

Estimated Budget: $50,000,000

Estimated Box Office Gross: $80,000,000 Domestic ($200,000,000 International)

Plot Synopsis:

When childless Sir Cedric Charles Willingham (Peter O’Toole) is ready to abdicate the throne after 20 years as the King of England, he sets out to find a worthy heir… and discovers one in the last place he’d expect (again): America!

Extended Plot Breakdown:

Act 1:

Willingham’s search for England’s new king leads him to Los Angeles where he seeks out Ralph Hampton Gainesworth Jones II (Jack Black), the son of England’s former King Ralph (John Goodman). Ralph II is a spoiled slacker breezing his way through a life of partying, easy women, and a general disregard for responsibility and authority. His only concerns are his heavy-metal band “The King’s Chariot” and continuing his selfish ways above all else. Ralph II uses his father’s fame to gain access to all levels of privilege (pool parties at the Chateau Marmont with Lindsay Lohan (cameo), Supermodel administered facial scrubs using caviar, etc.) while giving nothing back to society. When Sir Cedric first comes upon Ralph II he is passed out face down in the middle of his pool after a particularly crazy night of debauchery (seen through a montage of pictures, a la The Hangover).

Eventually Sir Cedric convinces Ralph II to return to England and accept his role as the future King. We see a series of scenes where Ralph II’s rough edges come in direct conflict with the conservative royal establishment (Ralph II prepares to knight a female war hero and as she bends forward and exposes a view of her bosom, his resultant erection is seen on national television. “Oh no! Sir Ralph has a boner and the whole world is watching”). Yet these scenes still find moments to hint at the man underneath the uncouth facade. (He’s playing Wii Bowling with the befuddled African Ambassador and finding a common ground! He’s shredding a guitar solo with the North Korean Dictator and convincing him to agree to an arms treaty! The pizza he got delivered (potential product placement opportunity) for the Archduke’s birthday ceremony is a huge hit with the aristocracy!)

Act II:

As Ralph II begins to settle into his new role and starts to believe that he could actually be a great king, the castle is shaken up by the arrival of The Duke of Wales, HRH Benedict Wilkes-Heatherington (the guy who plays Matthew on Downton Abbey) and his fiancé, Lady Mary Worthington-Smythly (Emily Blunt). The handsome yet loathsome Benedict claims that he is the rightful heir to the throne and he demands to be given consideration for the title of King.

While the relationship between Ralph II and the Duke of Wales is that of hated rivals, the prickly relationship between Ralph II and Lady Mary soon becomes romantic. Ralph II must, according to British Custom, take any visiting female who asks on several tours of the castle and grounds and Lady Mary requests these tours in order to learn the property she may one day reign over as Queen. During a montage that rapidly reveals a genuine connection, we see Ralph II and Lady Mary joke around, share their feelings and past experiences, and grow to love one another. Meanwhile the Duke of Wales acts like a huge jerk and generally mistreats Lady Mary (while carrying on an affair with her buxom American handmaiden (Kate Upton)).

Act III:

Eventually the Duke of Wales sees that Ralph II has not only won the heart of his fiancé but also the people of England. He then challenges Ralph II to a contest for the throne in which each candidate will complete a series of tasks with the winner being awarded the title of King of England. Tasks include Greeting Foreign Dignitaries, England Historical Knowledge, and Completion of Royal Duties.

The Castle Staff rallies around Ralph II to help him prepare for the contest. His Butler Jenkins (Jude Law) quizzes him on trivia. The cooking staff helps Ralph II prepare a sumptuous feast to be served at a Royal Ball. The Royal Chauffeur sets up an obstacle course that Ralph II must navigate in his Rolls Royce. Etc. During this time Ralph II and Lady Mary can only share covert looks as the Duke of Wales has demanded that his fiancé remain by his side at all times to help him prepare for the contest.

When the contest finally arrives we see that through his past experiences, Ralph II is perfect for the throne. Playing Wii with the African Ambassador has made Ralph an expert in dealing with Foreign Dignitaries. His tours of the grounds and conversations with Lady Mary have given him an endless amount of England Historical Knowledge. His practice with the staff has allowed him to perfect the Completion of Royal Duties. Etc.

In the end, Ralph II gives a last minute from-the-heart speech that stresses how he will serve his country forever by ruling over it with a Queen who loves the nation just as much as he does (which leads to him shocking the world by proposing to Mary at the end of his monologue). Lady Mary agrees to marry Ralph II even if he loses the crown. The crowd rises to their feet in applause and Ralph II is named King of England as Peter O’Toole allows a single dignified tear to run down his face. Finally, the Duke of Wales goes on an angry rant that exposes his true nature to the world and gets punched in the face by Lady Mary, which causes him to trip over a chair and fall face first into a huge pie. He then embarrassedly flees the castle.

The final scene shows Ralph II’s Coronation Ceremony and ends with King Ralph the 2nd taking the stage, crown on his head, to deliver a rocking version of the Sex Pistols’ God Save the King. The End.

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